Reader Submission: Drunk #37 - #43

Our girl "Little One" went crazy on the photo mission this past saturday night. I personally was under the weather and didnt venture into the 'big apple' so she felt obligated to help out this fine website. The following pics were taken between 4:00am and 4:40am when she had to jump on her train. She had a run-in with some jerkoff who said he worked for the train station. She asked for his credentials and he had nothing to say. She then verbally abused him till he walked away. Sounds about right. She said the 'fuzz' in the station were watching her work and were amused by her drunken paparazziness.


Drunks #37-#39
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Look at these three stooges! I think we officially have our first drunk to be caught with a brown bag bevy next to him! At least he tried to keep the buzz going. As you can see, they are wearing the bracelets that bars strap on when you opt for the open bar. $20 for the wristband and you can drink your face off for two hours. Oh yea, its the classy stuff... well drinks (speed rack) and tap domestic beer. A keg costs a bar around $60 and a bottle of shit vodka/gin/rum/tequila is about $4. Considering you get about 125 pints out of a keg and 30ish drinks out of a bottle of crap the bars are making out like bandits. And... you get to wind up in this condition once the bar cuts everyone off! Lacoste shirt CHECK!, designer sunglasses CHECK!, not going home with a girl CHECK!


WAKING UP NEXT TO THIS WOMAN WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN CHECK! How the hell do you figure he wound up cuddling with this lady? I wish I was around to see the look on his face when he came back to the living.
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Drunks #40 & #41
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Sisters?, Mother/Daughter?, Cousins?, Friends?... anyone makes a good pillow.


Drunk #42
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Live from dreamland: Mmmmm White Castle.....


Drunk #43
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Two brown bag attempts in one night? Looks like an aluminum bottle of bud light lime to me.... no purse either? Hopefully she set the alarm on her cell.


Since "Little One" sent so many good pics I decided to split them up into two parts. Come back later for round deuce. Good work girl!