Reader Submission: Drunk #37 - #43

Our girl "Little One" went crazy on the photo mission this past saturday night. I personally was under the weather and didnt venture into the 'big apple' so she felt obligated to help out this fine website. The following pics were taken between 4:00am and 4:40am when she had to jump on her train. She had a run-in with some jerkoff who said he worked for the train station. She asked for his credentials and he had nothing to say. She then verbally abused him till he walked away. Sounds about right. She said the 'fuzz' in the station were watching her work and were amused by her drunken paparazziness.


Drunks #37-#39
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Look at these three stooges! I think we officially have our first drunk to be caught with a brown bag bevy next to him! At least he tried to keep the buzz going. As you can see, they are wearing the bracelets that bars strap on when you opt for the open bar. $20 for the wristband and you can drink your face off for two hours. Oh yea, its the classy stuff... well drinks (speed rack) and tap domestic beer. A keg costs a bar around $60 and a bottle of shit vodka/gin/rum/tequila is about $4. Considering you get about 125 pints out of a keg and 30ish drinks out of a bottle of crap the bars are making out like bandits. And... you get to wind up in this condition once the bar cuts everyone off! Lacoste shirt CHECK!, designer sunglasses CHECK!, not going home with a girl CHECK!


WAKING UP NEXT TO THIS WOMAN WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN CHECK! How the hell do you figure he wound up cuddling with this lady? I wish I was around to see the look on his face when he came back to the living.
D.I.P. QUOTE SUBMISSION: Write your funniest quote for this photo in the comments area!


Drunks #40 & #41
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Sisters?, Mother/Daughter?, Cousins?, Friends?... anyone makes a good pillow.


Drunk #42
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Live from dreamland: Mmmmm White Castle.....


Drunk #43
9/28/08
4:00am ish
Two brown bag attempts in one night? Looks like an aluminum bottle of bud light lime to me.... no purse either? Hopefully she set the alarm on her cell.


Since "Little One" sent so many good pics I decided to split them up into two parts. Come back later for round deuce. Good work girl!

WOW

D.I.P. reader "Little One" just sent us 20... Yes, TWENTY drunks that she took photos of this past saturday night in Penn. She said they were all taken between 4:00 and 4:40 am late sat/early sunday morning. This is a little sample of what's to come in tomorrows post..... Banged up kneed, undie showing, open bar bracelet wearing puddles of booze. Way to go girls... comin' through big on the weekend photo hunt. Cheers "Little One" and "K.K."!

Reader Submission: Drunk #34 - #36

D.I.P.'s first lady "K.K." sent us these photos of her endeavor in Penn this weekend. She say's that the pics were taken before (and the one of the girl was on the train) the 2:30ish train to Babylon Saturday night/early Sunday morning. This is what she had to say about the photos........ Thanks girl!

Drunk #34
9/28/08
2:30ish train to Babylon
This kid was hi-freaking-lariously uncomfortable. Three wasted chicks came and sat down in his little area. He sat like this most of the train ride. Until I started talking to him and telling him jokes. One of the girls muttered that she didn't feel too well, so he made a smart choice of moving his seat. Within thirty seconds, she started throwing up right on the floor. And then stammered out the words, "Sorry, I ate hot dogs." It was a literal train wreck. She kept dropping her phone in her own vomit. It was really a lovely ride home!


Drunk #35
9/28/08
2:20ish am
Hard to see in this picture. But that is a dude laying on his girl. Apparently alcohol turned him into the chick in this cuddling session. Hey, maybe they don't even know each other. Who knows. All I know is a little bit of booze made him surrender his dude position.


Drunk #36
9/28/08
2:20ish am
Nothing that special about this photo. Just some drunk sleepy dude with a lei on. His friend told me I was cruel for taking his picture.

9-26-06 2:12 am

EPIC updates tomorrow morning. (so epic, that 'theboss' is coming all the way from queens to pick me up)

Corrado

Drunk #33

Drunk #33
3:06am
9/10/08

The 'where's waldo?' of Penn Station. This is the girl that started it all... without me taking a picture of her, none of this would have ever surmounted. I woke her up right after taking this photo; which, in turn, made her catch her 03:11 train. Your Welcome.

Drunk #31 + #32

Drunks #31 + #32
2:02am
9/19/08

Keeping up with Corrados couples theme from the other day.... these two were found knocked out last Thursday night (early Fri. morn) in almost the exact same location as his photo. The hot spot is home to most sleepers in Penn. I guess they all flock to the same place and figure strength in numbers works out in the bed time world as well. I guess if everyone around you is sleeping noone is gonna fuck with you right? Wrong.

Have some drunk etiquette buddy! Couldn't give her a shoulder or lap to lean on? I wonder if she found the business card I placed on her bag.... ?

Drunk #30

Drunk #30
11:19pm

Just another wasted dude... except that this was taken at the 23:19 train mark (wayyyyy early, even for Penn standards). Food in (2) separate bags, green/white striped shirt with tie, white socks, NY Rangers hat and about 30,000 people walking by him and staring. GoodJob.

p.s. I haven't had the chance to pick up the business cards from 'The Boss' yet, so all these poor souls that I'm taking pictures of, have no clue. Sucks for you guys.