Drunk #62!

Drunk #62
10/11/08
5:00am ish
In this photo he looks like any other shmoe sleeping on the ever so spotless Penn floor. But when trains start leaving and this guy is still motionless I guess the fuzz starts to wonder if he even has a pulse. "So what do you wanna do with this one?".... "idk, who won the Socks game?"

"Can I help you?!" ..... "nope".

Sure glad I stuck around because I actually got to witness what I guess is protocol for this kind of situation. They rolled over this low budget wheelchair and pushed the dude a little until he showed signs of life. They got him to his feet, wrapped him in a sheet and tied a clear garbage bag around his neck... I guess to catch any more chunks if the moment strikes. I think at this point he had already let it all out on the floor.



You know those moments when you come to your senses while drunk? Kind of like stepping out of a day dream to realize you passed out on the couch at the halloween kegger? IMAGINE being this guy and waking up strapped down to a chair while they roll you out of Penn? I wouldn't want to explain this to my wife or parents. I assume they bring you somewhere and call a contact to come scoop you up.... or just let you sleep it off. Either way you prob get arrested for extreme drunk in public.