Drunk #59
4:49am
10/11/08
Levis super dooper skinny jeans, Check. Button up sweater, Check. Brand spankin' new kicks, Check. Logo T shirt, Check. Looks like this dude is pooped from his shopping spree at Urban Outfitters.
Drunk #60 and #61
4:38am
10/11/08
"Please sit, remove your caps and bow your heads for a moment of silence..... We have been through rough times these past few weeks.... and we now have a clean up on pillar 289B. At least you saved a bunch of money by not taking a cab home. Thank You."
Puke. Nothing a little kitty litter wont fix. Let it soak up for a minute and sweep it up... 100% sanitary and ready for the next shmuck to lay down on.
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